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Nov. 3rd, 2009

Yum!

Book! Fair!

Last week of October - The best part of the year. Because, yes, that's when the Book Fair takes place. I just love it - A full week, day in and day out, spent among mountains and mountains of books, browsing, sampling, bying... Must've spent a small fortune this year. Ashamed? Not likely. One, that's what I do every year and two, the only thing other then books I actually spend money on the rest of the year are ciggies, so there.

And so the Fair came and went and the hunting was good and the bounty was plentiful. I piled up a lovely mountain of bookies here in my room. It toppled over. I had to split it into two piles eventually. The books themselves? Various, as ever.

Got meself a new Dawkins (The Greatest Show on Earth), completed my collection of Elaine Pagels (now I have all five translations, this year's additions being Gnostic Gospels and The Origins of Satan). Also, Alas Poor Darwin by Hilary and Steven Rose finally came out - been waiting for that one for a while.

Last year, I bought Mistress Of The Art Of Death by Ariana Franklin. I fell in instant love. This year, I got the other two books. Gulped them down already and am hungry-hungry-hungry for more! If I say it's basically a mediavl whodunit sort of a thing, I won't be telling you much. I'm bad at reviewing books, though, so I'll merely reccomend it and leave it to you to see for yourselves. \

Got the latest Artemis Fowl as well. Yeah, I love that series. Sue me. I also got Special Topics In Calamity Physics by Marisha Pessl, beautifuly translated (and trust me, it took months and enough sweat to fill a lake to do it properly). I reccomended this one to some of you already. Now I'm doing it again. And if you didn't take the hint by now, I jsut might come along and start tossing the copies of the book at you. ;)

And I got at least twenty or so other books which I really, really don't feel like listing right now. Chances are, I'll be telling you about them as I read them. One final bookie I have to mention, though - Eats, Shoots&Leaves: The Zero Tollerance Approach to Punctuation. I jsut know the crowd reading this will appreciate this title. *grin*


For my efforts, I have a pair of very achy feet and a cold. The same as every year, really, but it was worth it, gods, it was worth it. And now, I believe I shall curl up under the blanket, provided I manage to shuffle some books off my bed and read, read, read until the world turns blue.


Sep. 11th, 2009

For howling out loud!

Moving?

Yes, I do know this must sound silly to most people out there, but yes, moving is new to me.

The only time I moved was back in 1984 when we moved to this flat here and I've been living here ever since. That's 25 sedentary years for me. It's quite some time, that. Enough, surely, to form a habit - a habit of living right here, in this rather big flat of mine. The idea of living someplace else is... well, a bit difficult to wrap my mind around. But move we must...

Because brother dear wants a flat of his own (understandable, no?), so we're gonna sell this place and buy two smaller ones. Yes, two. I am staying with my parents. I've really no desire to live on my own - I'm used to living with my family, I have all the privacy that I need, and as an added extra, I also have someone else thinking about cooking and laundry. ;) Yes, I'm a conformist. And lazy as a cat. Sue me.

But it'll still mean moving out of this place and while that doesn't really bother me that much, it still feels rather strange. On the upside, though, there's a possiblity of getting another flat barely a street away from here. That's roughly 500 meters or so, so it'll hardly feel like moving at all. The flat in question looks very promising, is spacious and is completely furnished. It's also quite expensive due to all that, but we'll see. If we have to move, then this version of it definitely gets my vote.


In other news, I'm studying my sweet ass off and am growing slightly worried about it. The exam is in roughly a week and there's a damn ton of that stuff and my memory seems to come only in a short-term variety lately. I do have to pass this exam, though - it's mandatory that I do, for vaarious reasons. So... no pressure, he?

Sep. 1st, 2009

For howling out loud!

Can I move to Mars, please?

Latest news from merry land of Serbistan: This!

For those who don't feel like reading through it, nasically, we got ourselves some changes to the Media Law. Sweet little changes. The sort that charges the media and/or owners of the same a million or a few (I mean it - million dinars or more!) for stuff like revealing the identity of the minors when that's considered harmful, breaking the presumption of innocence and so on and so forth. Sane, you say? Let me explain:

We have our tabloids. All right, evrybody does. And, as tabloids usually do, sometimes they're writing stuff the gov likes, sometimes they don't. One tabloid in particular grates the nerves of one of our ministers something big (though in the past, the same tabloid served the same minister quite nicely). And since the man feels itchy about having his name dragged through the mud, he decides to pass some changes to the media law. Nice, no?

Of course no one likes his name dragged through the mud. That much is fine. What isn't fine, however, is having the changes written quietly behind everyone's back (authors still not known). bypassing a public discussion and slamming the thing straight into the parliament's face. Needless to say, the changes made, while they may sound nice and sane, are really a bunch of higly restrictive clausules that lead directly into self-censorship while at the same time making "emotional damage" one of the msot cashable things around here. In otehr words - You don't like what they wrote about you? Sue them! No matter if it was a direct quote - it's up to them to prove you said it, moreover to prove you meant what you said.  I won't go into details. Here's what others have to say about it in short.

But the story doesn't end there. Nor does it begin there, either. Those changes were to be passed a month ago, whoever, the public and the experts and the media all raised a merry hell, or at least tried to, so passing oftthe changes was postponed. What happened in between was rather "amusing". The ruling coalition has several members. One wants the law passed, the other backs them up, the third at first said they'd vote against it and the fourth said they'll vote neither way. On the opposition side, we have the radicals, their spin-offs, the previous ruling parties and some miscelanea, the Liberal-Democrat party, among them.

Quirky as said party may be,  it was still among those I considered at least a *bit* all right. And at first, they claimed they'll never ever vote for that crap. Two days before the voting, they said that they will vote for it after all, provided some amandements get included. Said amandments did get included, and while improving the situation only slightly, they're still a far cry from making those changes less dung-smelling. And said party did vote for the changes. If they hadn't, likely, the changes would not have passed. They lost my vote, right there and then.

Ironically enough, the only party actually following through with what theysaid was SPS. Yes, that's late Milosevic's party, nowdays all washed up, brushed up, in the ruling coalition and actually looking and acting rather decently. Hells, their leader is the Minister of police and would you know it, he's actually doing quite a decent job of it! For a party that siced police onto us for ten years straight and passed their own media laws that were even worse then this one... Well, how people change, eh? But honestly, fi ten years ago someone told me I'll live to see the day when SPS is acting more democratically and decently then the democrats, I'd tell them they're wearing their socks on their heads. As things are now, the sheer blow of the irony just might make me start wearing mine there instead.

So there you have it, peeps - One media-killer coming right up! I honestly do ahte people who think they can do whatever the hells they want. I hate it even more when they rub my nose into the fact that yes, they can do whatever the hells they want. So, anyone knows where does one aply for Martian citizenship?

Jun. 7th, 2009

Woof!

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Apr. 29th, 2009

Woof!

Way past bedtime, even by my standrads...

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And this one amused me just because - My first D&D character ever was nicknamed Lynx, so there.

P.S. LJ-cuts are giving me headacheeees!

Apr. 23rd, 2009

Woof!

And now for something completely different...

...I hope, for the LJ-cut thing is giving me a hard time for two hours now. *grumblegrump* In other words, I just can't get this damned entry under the damned cut! ARGH!

Anyway, ganked from [info]niche_ob who ganked it from [info]corglacier7 , it's a "pretty complete list of major animation works, skipping the shorter works of Disney, MGM and Warner Brothers."

So what can I say? I was always a cartoon geek. Especially Disney. I grew up with Disney. I learned my first words of English with Disney. And The Jungle Book soundtrack is still happily sang (completely off-key, of course) all over the house even today. ;)


- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished/saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
- Strike for what you disliked
- Leave unchanged if neutral

Classic Disney
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[x] 101 Dalmatians (1961) - Classics; loved it as a kid. There's still something utterly adorable at seeing a whole flood of specked little puppies yapping their way through the snow.
[x] Alice in Wonderland (1951) - In retrospect, I don't think I was terribly fond of this one as a kid. I do think I'd probably enjoy it much more now. If I can dig up my old VHS and make it work, that is.
[x] Bambi (1942) - Definitely had its moments, even if it never was a favorite of mine. "He can call me Flower if he wants to" is still among my favorite quotes ever.
[x] Cinderella (1950) - Again, not a favorite, but definitely nice to see on occasion. "Lucifer is... Well, for one thing, he... Oh, there must be something good about him! (cue insulted cat snort)"
[x] Dumbo (1941) - Meh... Not amused. Sweet enough not to deserve a strikethrough (though barely so), but was never overly impressed with it. "When I see an Elephant Fly" is a great song, though.
[x] Fantasia (1940) - LOVE! Nothing more and nothing less can be said about it. Want to get a kid to appreciate classical music? Then this is *the* way to go!
[x] Lady and the Tramp (1955) -
The spaghetti-eating scene, it'll stay with me forever, as well as the trip to the zoo to get rid of the muzzle (the alligator was a perfect love there)
[x] Mary Poppins (1964) -
Classics, yes, but nothing to write home about far as I'm concerned. Glad I saw it, but that's about it.
[x] Peter Pan (1953)-
If it weren't for Captain Hook, it would have been Meh, but the pirate and especially the Crocodile, the adorable, adorable crocodile (and the accompanying theme song) have yet to bore me.
[x] Pinocchio (1940)
- Just... blah. Never, never liked this one.
[x] Sleeping Beauty (1959) -
The three fat fairies, definitely the saving grace of this one. And of course, the evil witch, she was just brilliant.
[x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) -
I think this was the very first Disney cartoon I've ever seen. Not impressed, I must say, but still... it was my first, so there.
[] Song of the South (1946
) - Heard the soundtrack, missed seeing the cartoon; don't think I missed much, either.

12/13

Disney's Dark Age
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[x] The Aristocats (1970) -
Disney is not known for making good cat-themed movies. But this one was still nice. The alley cats scatting and jazzing around the rooftops is love.
[] The Black Cauldron (1985) -
I... haven't even *heard* about this one! ...I can't believe it...
[] The Fox and the Hound (1981)
[x] The Great Mouse Detective (1986) -
Basil? Basil the mouse detective? The Sherlock Holmes of the mouse world? It was cute. Not much more then that, though.
[x] The Jungle Book (1967) -
*THE* cartoon of my life! Not a single second of chatter or music that I didn't like. And my neighbours still get tortured with the soundtrack, plus daddy-dear and me singing along off-key to it (we both can't sing to save our lives... though we could possibly make you run away creaming)
[] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) - Haven't seen it, don't plan to, either. I don't, don't, don't like Winnie, period.
[x] Oliver and Company (1986) - It was... okay-ish, I suppose. Few laugh-worthy moments in there, but moments are all they are.
[] Pete's Dragon (1977) -
*clueless shrug*
[x] Rescuers, The (1977) - Oh, but it was cute to watch. Again, the gators are the reason to see it.
[x] Robin Hood (1973) -
Lovelovelove, lovity-love! It's got it all - the characters, the story, the music... it's just a gem, I tell ya!
[x] The Sword In The Stone (1963) -
*GLOMPZ* I'll only say this much: I still know this one by heart, every word, every scene, every single line. And just so that I don't forget, I'll keep watching it regularly, as I have been doing since forever.

7/11

The Disney Renaissance
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[x] Aladdin (1992) - The genie is brilliant, the thief has one song to his name and the princess is just so damn annoying. Overall, I think it's Jago the parrot that saves the day.
[x] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
- I'll quote niche here: "A lead who reads! I almost cheered!" My complaint? Well, the Beast looked sooo much better as, well, the beast. I was so disappointed at the end when he turned a generic-looking lousy, blah-human.
[] A Goofy Movie (1995) - Another one I don't even know about; oh, the shame...
[x] Hercules (1997) -
Not impressed. Few moments, perhaps, but not much else. *Great* soundtrack, though!
[x] Hunchback of Notre Dame, The (1996) -
Perhaps it's just me, but I do believe this one to be the darker ones of Disney films. Cheesy storyline aside, the themes and the atmosphere of the Hunchback are just... dammit, it's good! Frolo singing to the flames is just... wonderful
[x] The Lion King (1994) -
Whoopi Goldberg as the hyena, Jeremy Irons as Scar... Simba and Co. were boring, but these two were downright brilliant!
[x] The Little Mermaid (1989) -
Two words: The Crab! The singing, composing, absolutely adorable crab! Story, as cheesy as you'd expect from Disney; music, while never being close to Jungle Book soundtrack (but then, nothing is and never will be), was still nice.
[x] Mulan (1998) -
Why did I like this historically and culturally utterly inaccurate piece of work? Perhaps because it was never trying to be either. Or perhaps because of Mu-Shu? .,.Yeah, I think it was ultimately the lizard-sized dragon voiced by the indestructible Eddie Murphy that did it.
[] Pocahontas (1995) -
This one, I think, marked the decline of Disney for me once and for al; the artwork is just... meh; I don't even want to know the story. Haven't seen it and don't plan to, either.
[x] The Rescuers Down Under (1990) -
I know I've seen it, but I hardly remember a thing about it. Which says enough, I suppose.
[] Tarzan (1999) - See Pocahontas comment - the same thing applies here.

8/11

Disney's Modern Age
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[x] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) -
Yeah, I've seen it. I think I was yawning my head off through it, though...
[] Bolt (2008)
[] Brother Bear (2003)
[] Chicken Little (2005)
[] Dinosaur (2000)
[] Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
[] Fantasia 2000 (2000) -
I must admit, I am tempted. Still, I am so terribly afraid seeing this one might mar the original Fantasia for me.
[] Home on the Range (2004)
[] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[] Meet the Robinsons (2007)
[] Treasure Planet (2002)


1/11 - Yep, I do believe the golden age of Disney is way, way behind us now; pity, really, but I suppose you can't have two Jungle Books or two Swords in the Stone... *sigh*

Pixar
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[] A Bug's Life (1998)
[] Cars (2006)
[x] Finding Nemo (2003) -
Okies, it was fun. Really fun. Perhaps I will watch it again sometimes.
[] The Incredibles (2004)

[] Monsters Inc. (2001)
[x] Ratatouille (2007) -
A rat! Who likes to cook! And is utterly, amazingly cute! I loved it, I really did! Well, I love rats, so sue me...
[x] Toy Story (1995) -
Seen it. Bugger me if I know why. Was boring. Very boring.
[] Toy Story 2 (1999)
[] Wall-E (2008)


3/9

Don Bluth
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[x] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) -
I barely remember this one, but I do remember wanting to cry at the end. Should see it again.
[] An American Tail (1986)
[] An American Tail: Fieval Goes West
[x] Anastasia (1997) -
Don't remember much of it, really, but I do recall that the music was good and that I loooved the bat.
[x] The Land Before Time (1988) -
All right, so they did mix in the dinos that never, ever lived together, but what the hell? It was still fun to watch back in the day.
[] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
[] Rock-a-Doodle (1991)
[] The Secret of NIMH (1982)
[] Thumbelina (1994)
[] Titan AE (2000)
[] A Troll in Central Park (1994)


3/11

Claymation
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[] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[] Chicken Run (2000)
[x] Corpse Bride (2005) -
Brilliant! From start to finish brilliant! But then, what else can you expect from Burton?
[] James and the Giant Peach (1996)
[] Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993)
[] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
[] Coraline (2009)
- Well, I love Gaiman and I liked the book, so perhaps I should see this sometime...

1/7

CGI Glut
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[] Antz (1998)
[] Happy Feet (2006)
[] Kung Fu Panda (2008)
[] Madagascar (2005) -
On my to-see list
[] Monster House (2006)
[] Over the Hedge (2006)
[] Polar Express, The (2004)
[x] Shrek (2001)
Now this was a damn good one, and a refreshing, welcome surprise. Enjoyed it muchly!
[x] Shrek 2 (2004) -
Still surprised at people making a sequel without, you know, screwing things up.
[x] Shrek The Third (2007) - But of course, you can't milk a franchise forever. This is one of those that never should have been made. At all! Much like Mummy 3, really.

3/10

Imports
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[] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995)
[] The Last Unicorn (1982) -
Yes, I know it's classics. No, I haven't seen it. Whacha gonna do?
[] Light Years
[] Triplets of Belleville, The (2003)
[] Persepolis (2007)
[] Waltz With Bashir (2008)
[] Watership Down (1978)
[] When the Wind Blows (1988)
[] Yellow Submarine (1968)


0/9


Be told - If it's japanese/anime or something like that, then I haven't seen it nor do I intend to. One exception would be Berserk - I saw it and, surprisingly enough, I even liked it somewhat. Other then that, though... Not my cup of tea at all. You may enjoy it, but I absolutely hate it.


Studio Ghibli/Miyazaki
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[] Grave of the Fireflies
[] Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
[] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
[] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
[] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
[] My Neighbors The Yamadas
[] My Neighbor Totoro (1993)
[] Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
[] Only Yesterday
[] Pom Poko (Tanuki War)
[] Porco Rosso (1992)
[] Princess Mononoke (1999)
[] Spirited Away (2002)
[] Whisper of the Heart

0/14

Satoshi Kon
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[] Millennium Actress (2001)
[] Paprika (2006)
[] Perfect Blue (1999)
[] Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
[] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" (1995)


0/5

Shinkai Makoto
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[] She and Her Cat (1999)
[] Voices of a Distant Star (2001)
[] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004)
[] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)


0/4

Other Anime Films
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[] Akira (1989)
[] Appleseed
[] Appleseed: Ex Machina
[] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate)
[] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003)
[] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior)
[] Dirty Pair: Project Eden
[] End of Evangelion
[] Fist of the North Star
[] Galaxy Express 999
[] Ghost in the Shell (1996)
[] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
[] Lensman
[] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids)
[] Metropolis (2001)
[] Neo-Tokyo
[] Ninja Scroll
[] Patlabor the Movie
[] The Professional: Golgo 13
[] Project A-ko
[] Robot Carnival
[] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle -
There's only one kind of giant robots that rock my socks, and those don't have humans driving them, sorry.
[] Silent Mobius
[] Space Adventure Cobra
[] Steamboy (2004)
[] Sword of the Stranger
[] Unico and the Island of Magic
[] Urotsukidoji: The Movie
[] Vampire Hunter D
[] Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust
[] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force


0/31

Cartoons For Grown-Ups
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[] American Pop
[] The Animatrix (2003)
[] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996)
[] Cool World
[] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
[x ] Final Fantasy: Advent Children -
... actually think I did see this one. Not sure why, nor sure what it was all about... Color me unimpressed.
[] Fire & Ice
[] Fritz the Cat (1972)
[] Heavy Metal (1981)
[] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[] Hey Good Looking
[] Lady Death
[] A Scanner Darkly (2006)
[] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
[] Street Fight (AKA - Coonskin)
[] Waking Life (2001)


1/16

Other Animated Movies I Can't Categorize
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[x] Animal Farm -
I remember this one, though barely. Maybe, just maybe, I'll watch it again someday, if only to try and remember it right.
[] Animalympics
[] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Movie
[] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
[] The Brave Little Toaster (1988)
[] Bravestarr: The Movie
[x] Care Bears: The Movie -
Believe it or not, yes, I did see this one, way back when I was a wee brat. Can't recall a thing about it, though, and perhaps that's for the best.
[] Charlotte's Web (1973)
[] Fern Gully
[] G.I. Joe: The Movie
[x] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords -
Yep, I saw it. Several times, in fact. Didn't speak a word of English back then, though, but I was learning all right; thank-you, Gobots. Don't remember much of the film itself, but I do know I loved one of the villains and none of the good guys. As ever.
[x] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword
- I think I even have the VHS still. What? Masters of the Universe was the cartoon my generation grew up with, dammit; of course I was lapping this up!
[] The Hobbit
[] The Iron Giant (1999)
[] Justice League: The New Frontier
[x] Lord of the Rings -
Why yes, I do find this one to be interesting; the blend of cartoon and real actors is just... lovely.
[] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992)
[] My Little Pony: The Movie
[] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982)
[] The Prince of Egypt (1998)
[] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie
[] Quest For Camelot (1999)
[] Ringing Bell
[] Road to El Dorado, The (2000)
[] Rock & Rule
[x] Space Jam -
Saw it in a bus on my way home from seaside one year. Good enough for a busride, I suppose.
[] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin
[] Superman: Doomsday
[] The Swan Princess
[x] Transformers: The Movie (1986) -
Yes, I am a TF fan! Big one. *These* are the robots that rock my socks! I keep watching the old episodes over and over again. And I must have saw this thing, with all the crappy animation and the notorious animation errors (so who was Cyclonus, anyway?) more times then I can remember. Make of that what you will...
[x] Wizards -
If you haven't seen it, you should. And so should I see it again, because the details begin to ecape me. Either way, a post-apocalyptic sort of a setting with a curious blend of magic and anit-magic views is rather good, and the final showdown, the "This is something mother thought me when you weren't around" is absolutely great!
[x] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) -
The rabbit rules. What else is there to say?
[] Wonder Woman
[x] Balto –
Part dog, part wolf, the legend of the frozen lands up there. Why yes, I do believe I loved it!
[] Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

10/35

TOTAL: 49/197

So that would be it. Not bad, methinks, if you count in the fact that there is so much anime on this list. Which I left in, btw, in case someone else wants to gank the list and is an anime-loving persona.

Apr. 18th, 2009

Yum!

Teaching the teachers

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I, too, was a highschool (or however you folks call it) brat. I hated it, plain and simple - it was long, drawn-out and downright boring. But then, I found out about this. And gods, was that a revelation! Just imagine - a place crawling with enthusiastic young nerds, a crossbreed between Mythbusters and ferrets on caffeine, hellbent on doing science and having a damn good time of it. Of course I was hooked from the word Go. But that was back then...

...And now, after more than ten years, I got a chance to see my beloved Petnica again. And what an occasion that was! But lets start from the beginning.

In case you forgot, it's still Darwin's Year and that means plenty of projects going on, mainly focusing on, yes, trying to pound evolution into people's stubborn, confused heads. Of course, its not just us, the professors and students of biology, who are having a  hard-ish time of it - people who take the brunt of it the most are, of course, elementary and highschool teachers, especially  since that silly thing called "religion class" crashed into schools head-first.

It never should have happened, it really shouldn't have. School is where you're supposed to teach science, not myths and legends. But it did happen, for this reason or that, and now, our school system is burdened by a completely uncalled for preaching, starting from grade one. So what's a biology teacher to do? Wriggle any old way they can, that's what and if it happens to be Darwin's Year, maybe attend a three-days seminary on evolution in Petnica. ...Which is where I come in. ;)

It all started a while ago, when I was having my presentation on evolution of canine behaviour for my evolution class. It just so happened that a) a buddy I went to third year with was there, b) he liked it and c) said buddy just happens to be the head of the biology course in Ptnica these days. One thing to another, he thought it a good idea to have that particular presentation presented on the "educating the educators" seminary, asked if I wanted to come, got a *very* enthusiastic GLOMPZ from me and... you can guess the rest.

As for just *how* enthusiastic I was, well... lets just say its not every day that I get called to say a word or two on evolution alongside our most prominent evolutionary biologist(s) who are also my uni teachers, in one of the places on this green Earth that I adore the most, and in front of teachers for hells' sake! Can you imagine the joy?  Oh yes, I freely admit it - there *was* a very strong "Finally, the shoe's on the other foot mwahahahahaaaa" feeling humming in the back of my mind. Can you blame me?

But on to the really good stuff:

Postcard from Petnica )Petnica Postcard )

But the *really* good part of it all were, of course, the lectures. They idea of the whole thing was to give teacher some lectures on evolution - refreshing their memories as well as introducing them to some new info and eventually, discussing how to best present those concepts to the kids in school. So what went on for three days straight was this: get up, have breakfast, have a lecture for two or so hours, take a break, have lunch, have another several hours of lectures (with a break), have dinner, then either have anotehr lecture or a discussion or something. The pace was murderous - it always is in Petnica, and especially if you try to go through it with only two hours of sleep per night. The teachers mostly went to bed relatively early, not later then eleven-ish or so, but the four of us - my buddy Vlada and us, three girls, were riding the endorphine high all night long. But I'll get to that part later...

Now, some of the lectures, I was really tired sitting through them. Oh, they werre great, have no doubt about it, but I've been listening about Darwin's travels, the Beagle, the whole deal so many times during this year I just can't take it any more. Still, it was important to lay that groundwork down again, I believe, because the way Darwin reached his conclusions is a prime showcase of hypothetical-deductive scientific thinking. And imo, if you can get the kids to understand how that thought process went, hells, if you can get them to actually start *thinking* properly, you should have far less problems teaching them, not just evolution, but everything else as well. In theory, at least. In practice... In practice is where things get a wee bit more complicated then that, as I learned during those three days.</div>

And while you're at it, why not teach them voodoo as well, too? )

So there ya have it - Religion classes in schools make biology teachers'  lives various shades of hell on occasion. Which is not to say that all biology teachers are all nice and peachy, far from it. Two examples that stuck in my head the most:

After an evening lecture on the... second day, I think, another lecture was about to start, dealing with the impact Darwin's theory had on people back in his days, the impact that the modern synthesis has on the world today and most of all, dealing with all the various misuses and abuses of science, evolutionary science, in the name of various ideologies and the rest of the crap. Well, that was the idea, at least. What it turned into was a free-form discussion during which I was constantly torn between a desrire to poke some people's eyes out while simulataneously kissing some other people's heads off. So what happened?

But I'm a creationist!!1elebenty! ...Sure you are, noey, sure you are. )</div>

But the highlight of the evening and all the accolades definitely go to my dear, dear proff Nikola Tucic. I cannot describe to you how sad I am that I wasn't his student this year, but he tok to teaching molecular biologist lately so I had anotehr teacher this year. I did have the pleasure of having some lectures from another teacher (and a former student of his; but then, there is hardly a prof in my uni who wasn't his student at sime point), Bilja, who is also bloody brilliant. Anyways, my dear prof was merely sitting and listening to the ongoing discussion, only ever piping in to clarify a thing or two, to make a point or, as you will soon see, give such a polite slap-down that I wanted to kiss him right then and there. See, I'm a violent jaw-snapper, Bilja is also quite energetic (but with definitely mroe experiance and thus, more calm then yours truly), but Nikola - Nikola is just sooo peaceful and relaxed I sometimes envy him that damn much.  So here's what happened:

They are not *laws* dammit! )

My idiotism, let me show you it. )

How, exactly, did we get from there to the issue of morality and where, then does that come from, I can't really say. It was all a cacophony and various topics discussed all at once suddenly. But get there we did, with our dubious, ingorant "hero" getting mroe and more stupid with each next sentence. And it was then when my dear prof finally cut into the discussion. Up until then, I think it was mainly "yes, religion can, and in the past did have a saying in morality issues, but no, even the believers agreed that nowdays, it has little to no impact on it and that's the way it damn well should be" Let me clarify what I mean:

Back in the day, religion did have a monopoly on morality. Some of the things made sense (don't kill, don't rob, that sort of thing), but many others simply make no sense at all (sex is bad, pain is good, free-thinking is sinful etc). Nowdays, we mostly ditched the silly parts, but what remained of the sensible "don'ts" turned out to be perfectly explainable by evolution and has its roots firmly in our evolutionary past regardless of who was editing which hole book at which time. Take a look at our society and at any social mammal society and you'll see what I mean. So is, then, what we consider our highest virtues, our so glorified altruism really selfishness in disguise? up to a point yes, it is, no matter how disturbing the idea may sound to some. Disturbing and uncomfy as it may be, it's still the way it is, sorry. However, it's not all selfishness, as Bilja very, very nicely pointed out. In a nutshell, yes, we might be doing things, like being nice to one anotehr, because in the past (evolutionary past, that is), acting in such a way was beneficial to ourselves in the long run. However, using that evolutionary groundwork as the bases, the conscious creatures that we are, we are now capable of building up on it and being what you'd call "truly altruistic". In short, making others feel good makes us feel good, and we don't even need to start with a premeditated intent of making ourselves feel good. We make others feel good for the sake of it; if it feels good to us in the process, then that's a welcome bonus. Bilja didn't put it in these exact words (and hells, I so can't remember how, exactly, did she put it!), but that would be roughly it.

And do *you* know your commandments? )


As for the rest of the lectures, what they were about and how they went, I believe I could write a small book right here and now. But worry not, I won't. I'll just run through them shortly and say that on the third day, there was a very amusing lab for the teachers on hos to teach the kids the taxonomy in an interesting way. We had fun, both the teachers and the three of us. 

As for my own lecture, I must say it didn't go as good as I hoped it would. Oh, it was good all right, and I got good feedback on it, too. (And it was only later on when most of the teachers realized I am only still a student; wonder if they'd listen to what I ahd to ay so patiently ahd they known it beforehand. Actually, methinks they would - aside from the creep and his hopeful "girlfriend", they were really a very nice crowd, them.) So, the lecture itself went down fine, there were some questions later on, too (and I'm proud to report, I answered them all just nicely) - it is me who is not completely satisfied. Look, I only gave that lecture once before, and it was in front of the crowd I knew, and therefore knew their level of knwoledge beforehand. Here, however, I was never sure which parts to gloss over (since people already knew the) and which parts to focus on more. Ah well, it was still good, and it'll be better next time. next tiem, you ask? I'll get to that yet. ;)

But *the* lecture that we'll all remember the most was the last lecture of the day two, given by my buddy Vlada who called me there in the first place. The lecture title was "Why is sex fun?" Oh yes, it was as crazy as the title implies. (laugh) And boy, was that a rollercoster of epic proportions! In short:

Why yes, it *is* fun, even without the guys )

Breastfeeding... not for girls only )

Birds and bees and digging a deeper ditch - shovels already included in the package )
And that just about did it for all of us. No one laughed out loud, but boy, did holding the giggles in hurt! And of course, as soon as the lecture was finally over, there wasn't a single straight face to be seen in Petnica that night.

Wich, predictably, went on and on into the night. Now, this is the part that I really, really *can't* describe, to anyone. You know those times when you're with a great crowd of people (in this case, the three of us, Vlada, another girl I know from the uni and one of the teachers), you slept for maybe three hours in the past 72, you're already laughing your head off and then, somehow, *anythign* that gets said just produces more and more laughter, be it really funny (and most of the time it *was*) or not. Like... being drunk or high or both but without so much as touching either pot or alcohol. All right, and now imagine *that* going on from 11 in the evening to 5-6 in the morning. What else can I say? Endorphine *is* the best drugs in existance! Even now, a week later, I am still bursting with giggles by merely remembering the whole thing.

Yes, I *am* crazy, why do you ask? )
And... Vlada mentioned I just might want to give that same (or similar, or some otehr) lecture to the kids in Petnica later this summer, too. That's ywet to be determined, of course, but the mere thought of going back there agin makes me tingly all over. Yeah, I love that place, the atmosphere, the enthusiasm, the everything - Can you tell?

Mar. 6th, 2009

Snarl

And you wonder why I want to burn down the church...

The government pulled the draft of the Anit-Discrimination Law from parliamentary procedure yesterday at the request of the Serbian Orthodox Church (SPC) and I am just about ready to bite somone's head off.

It's a sad state of affairs and a sad state in general when one or few religious organizations get to pull something like this off. Oh sure, the churches are powerul, in US, I hear, shit like this happens all the time. Should that make me feel better? I say not! So what is it that pisses me off about whole this? Well lets see...

First and foremost, that such a thing is even possible in a state that declares itself as secular. Secular my butt, if one phonecall and a bit of whining is enough to oull down a draft that's been eight years in the making. Sure, we have more than a fair share of nutjobs among the politicians, but the majority is, as is usual, merely pragmatic. Meaning, in other words, that if they pay attention to whatever church(es) have to say then its because they have a reason to - a reason that has nothing whatsoever to do with anyone's religious feelings. More likely, it has to do with money. In one form or another, its always money. And, yes, distribution of political power. Which is, obviously, far more important then providing protection to the minorities, be they sexual or otherwise. Which is enough to make me sick and not just a little homicidal. Yes, I know that's how politics works. No, that is not a reason to stop fuming.

As you may well expect, the articles the church has a problem with deals with, respectively, freedom of religion and outlawing discrimination based on sexual orientation. Well duh, of course they have problems with that - Pass this law and there's no more chance to spew hatefull bullshit from the pulpit or rally idiots to bash up Gay Pride parade or any other amusing thing the church does, directly or indirectly.   Go figure...

But its not what they're howling out against so much as how they do it that really sete my fur a-bristle. Hells and brimestone, at least have the decency and honesty enough to say "Yes, we are against it because it runs against our crack-shit dogma that we want to stick to because that's what we are all about!" Don't, for shit's sake, don't try hiding your asshattery behind shitcoated lies!


Their complaints, the way they put it:


Churchshit:
"...Introducing categories of gender identity and sexual orientation while not leaving room for  the believers and churches to state their standing and act upon these issues leads directly to setting law bases for canceling the freedom of conscience as well as the freedom of religion and the authonomy of churches and religious organizations... "

Churchshit to common translation:
"Oh crap, you want to stop us from spewing  our crap freely! You're endangering our freedom! WAAAMBULANCE!"

...Because, you know, allowing them to happily keep crapping wherever they please and onto anyone they pelase is totally not letting them cancel other people's freedom.

Churchshit:
"It is necessary to keep in mind that the relation between the church and the state is based on the premises of the state's neuttrality and mutual cooperation."

Churchshit to common translation:
"And so we deamand that you let us do whatever the fuck we please and shut up about it, which will consider cooperative on your part."

...Hello! Which part of "Secular State" do you people not understand?! yes, you are free to preach whatever the hell you please but no, you are not free to preach it if it goes against the laws of teh state. Yes, the law of the state is above whatever fuckass dogma you  call your laws. Deal with it!


But this one, ladies and gentlemen, this one has sent me off the hinges and straight to the Moon:

Churchshit:
"It is necessary to keep in mind the scientific authorities who consider expressing ones gender identity through homosexuality/transsexuality is a form of mental illness, as well as those scientific authorities who confirmed that there are no scientific evidence that sexual orientation is an inborn quality."

What! The! FUCK!!!? Scientific authorities?! Scientific authorities?! What fucking scientific authorities? Have you not done your damn homework, people!? Mental fucking illness? I suppose your ranks sport oh-so-many psychiatrists and psyhologists so you can safely make this statement, yes? And med graduates and biology masters are just so numerous among you you have to chase excess ones with a stick? Listen - Say whatever shit pleases you, I don't care, but Lay! Off! the things you know slagging shit about! Got that?! Hide behind whatever the fuck you want, but you won't hide your ignorant crap behind science! So don't even try! You don't have any "scientific authorities" to call upon. That shit of yours is either scientific, in which case it sur as hell ain't coming form no authority, or it does come from an authority but it sure as fuck ain't scientific! So pick one. ...ignorant fundie fucks.


Furious? Me? Nooo... Whatever gave you that idea?

Feb. 23rd, 2009

Woof!

a meme

From [info]para_xylene 's blog: "Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given." I got my five, so here goes:

Shi'van: If I were fourteen (which I'm definitely not, for quite a while now) and if I were a Mary Sue writer (which I hope to hells I'm not, now or ever), I would probably squee with delight at being identified with my character. However, the dubiously sober creature that I am, I can't help but get a slight twitch at being identified with a psychotic bundle of shredded sanity whose mood alternates between homicidal and suicidal at alarming frequencies. ;) ...I'm kidding, of course. If I'm associated with a character that I created and wrote to my liking, I can only be as proud as a amateur writer can be. Just as long as it's clear that  Shi'van's mindset and mine have nothing in common. ;) I do so enjoy writing the little bitch...

Evolution: Now this one, I suppose, was only to be expected. Nothing in biology, as Dobzhansky said, makes sense except in the light of evolution. Its the alpha and the omega of understanding the whole of the living world around us and a fascinating subject about which I can talk on and on, long after the last of the cows came home, evolved, took off and conquered another planet. it is also a part of the field I plan to work in at some point (luck permitting). As you may well expect, my annoyance at any and all smartbutts who think themselves called upon to discuss the subject they know shit about is indefinite and most often, quite explosive. This being the Darwin's year and we having many interesting things planned for it, one of them being focused on educating people about it as much as we can... Well, lets just say I hope by the end of the year, there'll be a bit less of those who are clueless and I'll be proud to have made my modest contribution to that.

Wolves: My oldest fascination since the earliest childhood. Again, a subject I could rant on and on about, but I'll save it for now for I do hope I'll be doing research on them in the future. For now, lets just say that there is no carnivore I find as fascinating as Canis lupus - not only is their social life so intricate, complex and utterly interesting, its also has patterns much more similar to the human behavioural patterns then you are probably aware of. And I'd still rather risk getting bitten by a wolf then having to plow my way through the duplicity and dishonesty of the human society.

Iron Maiden: The band, not the torture device, though I know some of my neighbours can hardly tell the difference by now. I wish I could say I've been a fan since the very beginning, but it's kinda hard to be a fan when you're only three when the first big breakthrough album comes out. ;) "Seventh Son of the Seventh Son" was already out in the stores by the time I first heard the band. It was a love at first sight, or sound as it were, though. The concert they had here two weeks ago was a childhood dream come true, not in the least because it was a part of the "Somewhere Back in Time" tour. Meaning, it was the concert I wanted to be at when I was a teen and a concert I thought I'd never have a chance to be at at all. I did get my chance after all, and it was worth evry second spent there. For what its worth, they made one little critter here happy beyond reason and for that, I'm as ridiculously grateful as I can be. Thanks guys.

Books: People are stupid - throw books at them. Alternatively, if they're not stupid, you can still throw books at them - chances are, they'll even appreciate it then. I grew up among books, in a flat where often enough I'd quite literally trip over them. I learned to read fairly early and read my first actual book before I even entered elementary school. I don't think I stopped reading ever since - pulp fiction and 'serious literature' (whatever one considers that to be), science books and read-them-while-in-privy books, as long as I find them worth my time, I'll read them all. I enjoy it. Sue me. Maybe someday I'll write one myself even. And then you can sue me. For forcing you to poke your eyes out right around the third sentence. ;)

Feb. 12th, 2009

LOL

Happy Birthday, Darwin!


Darwin's birthday is/was celebrated around the world today, or so the chant goes. We had ours, in Serbian Academy of Science and Art, and it went pretty smoothly overall. Of course not everyone who was invited actually came (and did we really expect all those politicians and other assorted asshats to attend anyway?), but the place was fairly crowded even so.

As I was standing at the desk at the entrance, handing out pamphlets and badges, I missed the first three speakers. Turns out that was just as well - the first two were quite boring and didn't say naything smart, let alone anything actually relevant. I hear the English ambassador was ok, but haven't heard him speak either.

The good stuff came when the biologists took over - There was a little bit about Darwin himself (I think - I was still outside at that point), then we had a very nice presentation on HMS Beagle's travels and then a shortish presentation of the Theory of Evolution. And then, we had Darwin himself.

All right, so we had an actor, but that's as Darwin as you can get, yes? He read a few choice bits from our translation of Origin of Species, talked a bit and then, as the icing on the cake, we played Milner's "Why Didn't I Think of That?". You can hear the song here, I believe (scroll down the page a bit).

It wouldn't be a proper birthday if we didn't have a cake, of course. We had three cakes, in fact - one shaped as the book (you know which one, of course), one looking like begel and one looking like... a cake, I should hope. I haven't seen any of the three and barely managed to taste one (Beagle, with cherries - yum!). You wouldn't believe how fast those oldtimers ran down to grab themselves a piece of cake and a drink or three. We did manage to get our hands on the last few remains of one of the cakes and take it to the uni with us, where we had our well-deserved coffee and the mandatory rumor and impressions exchange.

So all in all, the whole event went quite well. Hopefully, I'll get my hands on some choice pics we took; if and when I do, I'll put them up  here for everyone's viewing pleasure - see biology students and their teachers simultaneously having great time and falling off their achy feet.

As for myself, I woke up this morning only to find myself bleeding. Gulped down a pain-killer and toughed it out. Now my womb hurts again. Bah. Gotta stay awake and operational, though - Since better part of the day was spent at the celebration, I only have little time left to go through my notes for the exam tomorrow once more. And the exam  is... Theory of Evolution. ;)

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